Weird rabbits and cheap wine
I woke up this morning and thought it was Friday. I actually hopped out of bed with cheerful Friday-thoughts and nary a care in the world. It was not until I was on my way to work that I did the math in my head and realized it was only a Thursday. Foul
dull Thursday. If Thursday were a color
it would be brown.
Yesterday after work I popped into the petco on the way home to grab the brats some food. They had the most bizarre looking bunny in there. I had originally walked by it
dismissing it
however I did a double-take after thinking about it for a moment
and went back to inspect it closer. It looked like some weird mutant rabbit to me. I actually had to look at the sign to make sure it was
indeed
a rabbit. It’s ears seemed way too short for a rabbit and it seemed to have a mane. As far as I could tell someone had taken a somewhat fluffy rabbit and shaved part of it down. I don’t know. I need to pick up another keychain camera for moments such as this.
Popped into world market next door. I was delighted to see they were having a wine sale. One of the wines I really liked
Crushpad
was on sale for half price. Since it was only 12-13 bucks to begin with
it was only 6 bucks a bottle. Since it was on sale
it meant they were getting rid of it. So I decided I had better stock up. I have to admit
though
I felt like a bit of a wino bringing three bottles of cheap wine up to the counter. But a deal is a deal.
I had shark steak and garlic bread for dinner
however I ruined half of my shark steak. I had forgotten to defrost it
so I tried to microwave it. Of course I did it for too long and the ends of it curled up and got hard and rubbery. I had to cut off the ruined numbs and bake the rest of it. It was not very big to begin with
so when it was finished it looked pitifully small.
Ghost hunters last night sucked. They did not find any ghosts
and the people were all grumpy. However
I still like the fact that they disprove all of the hauntings. The dimwit lady was claiming to hear mysterious thumps in the floorboards
and when they went down into the cellar the found a very obvious sump pump that would rattle and jump when it kicked on or off. The lady also claimed the ghost was flicking the light off on her
however when they banged on the wall the light was clearly not wired well and flickering on and off.
You know
when something happens to you like a light flicking off or whatever
you really need to question your mindset when the first thing that comes to your mind is that a ghost is responsible. Then again
I suppose it’s simply easier. If you are fat and weigh 350 pounds and the weight of your bulk is causing light sockets to jiggle
its easier to yelp ‘Ghost!’ than it is ‘Holy shit
my fat ass is vibrating this entire house.’
Tomorrow the ‘real’ Friday comes. I am just going to tune today out and pretend it never happened.
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