toilet brains
So, I gave my toilet a new brain last night. It had been growing quite stupid. So I ran out and bought one of those toilet brain replacement kits that can upgrade the braininess of your toilet. So, the transition went as followed:
Me: You there, remove that turd from my sight, it looks alarmingly like the profile of Michael Sweet from the band 'Stryper' and I do not wish to gaze upon it anymore.
Toilet: Derrr... Uhh... Pththth...derrr
(installs new brain)
Me: You there, remove this bowl of neon-colored piss from my house while I go back and eat four more boxes of 'Total' cereal.
Toilet: Yessir! I will expedite your command at once! (flushes merrily)
And that was pretty much the highlight of my night.
Went for a bike ride around the lake last night. I got there at a precise moment in time when the sun set and the sky was a certain color and it made the entire lake reflective. It was strang.. like a giant pool of quicksilver. I have never seen it that color before.
There was a lady on riverwalk walking these two big fat bulldogs. Bulldogs amuse me. I always want to see one smoke a cigar.
Came back home, watched the Japanese version of 'the ring 2'. It had its cheesy moments, however I lived it a lot. I can't say I liked it better than the American version.. but I enjoyed them as two separate entities.
Short post today. Too lazy to write.
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