Cat Clods and Cartoon Nudity
It's Friday. Friday before a 5-day weekend. Whore Ray!
I cleaned the house last night. The central area needed it, I had slacked off for a while in that aspect, and I did not feel like worrying about it this weekend. My swifter mop ran out of swifter juice, so I punched a hole in it and filled it with Mr. Clean. Seemed to work well.
One of my cats brings in lizards all the time. I have to go around the house and collect dead lizard corpses before they bloat up and stink. He likes to bring me presents. My other cat, the many toed odd eyed one, likes to bring me presents too. This morning he brought me what looks like a clod of dirt. I'm not sure what to make of it, I'm pretty sure it's not a dried turd. He seems pretty proud of it. A friend just suggested to me that it actually might be a mouse pellet, so it still smells mousy to him. More likely the cat is just batshit crazy and brought me a clod of dirt.
After I cleaned last night I flopped in my bedroom and watched some cartoons on 'Adult Swim'. 'Family guy' was on and I noticed for the first time that the episodes they show on adult swim are different form the one's on fox. For instance, last night was the episode where peter and Lois decide to get high so they have inspiration for a talent show. There is one scene where they are sprawled out on the couch, nude, then Brian and stewie barge in. Now, In the fox episode, Lois was wearing a pair of panties. In the Cartoon Network episode, she was completely nude. I know this because I pay great attention to cartoon nudity. Also, I think there was a line in the cartoon network episode that was not in the fox one, where Lois said 'He's been knocking on the back door... should I let him in?' in an obvious anal-sex reference. I am not one hundred percent sure about that though. (The fact that it was not on fox, not the fact it was an anal sex reference)
Speaking of cartoons, I think after work today I'll pop into the video place and grab myself a copy of 'venture brothers' season one. Other than aqua teen hunger force, that is my favorite cartoon on adult swim at the moment. The season premiere of venture brothers was great. I liked when the necromancer stuffed the souls of two rednecks into a homie figurine.
I picked up a Dutch apple bagel from Einstein's this morning. Usually they are good, it's a bagel with little chunks of apple and sugar and cinnamon piled on it. However, who ever made the one I had this morning got a little carried away with the sugar and spice shaker. The entire top was coated with sugar and cinnamon that had dried to a crips. I actually pried the entire chunk off the top of the bagel and held it aloft like some sort of giant cinnamon scab. When no one was looking I tried to take a little dainty bite out of it, however was overwhelmed by cinnamon and sugar. I tossed it in the garbage and ate the bagel.
This is going to be a long day.
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